Showing posts with label Fractured English. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fractured English. Show all posts

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Fractured English II

Here You Are : Castle Křivoklát : Křivoklát, CZ

One of the things that most stood out in the Czech Republic was the near-perfect English on signs and in menus and in the English translations of the exhibits for Růžena Zátková at the Prague Castle. (It stood out in sharp contrast to the almost lazy, passive-aggressive translations from French into English that are encountered daily in France and that are more exasperating that laughable.) The Czech Republic wasn't completely free of fractured English, though. My very favorite was at Castle Křivoklát on the orientation map just out the castle entrance. Next to a target symbol indicating our location were the confident and bold words, "Here You Are."

 English-Specking : Prague, CZ

Second place goes to a hair salon on Karlova Street not far from the Charles Bridge. "English-Specking," it declares. I'm not sure if this is a new treatment involving English stylists using bacon or if they just trusted the sign maker too much!


Help Drink : Brezi, CZ

Finally, third place goes to a sign seen in Brezi, when we visited the Zatkovy Pasta Factory. I think this is meant to support a drink-drive campaign. Or, it's meant to boost sales of Czech beer while also encouraging good social responsibility. Either way--it would seem a taxi is in order!

Photo copyright: Janet M Kincaid, 4/11

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Fractured English

Fractured English: "Thank you for your custom  Please call back again"

When you live overseas in non-English speaking countries, you run across some interesting English translations. The other night featured fried chicken for dinner, which came in the box pictured above. As a professional editor and writer, the tagline on the lid cracked me up and I've decided to start an occasional series at The F-Stops Here...: fractured English. Please to enjoy. :-D

Photo copyright: Janet M Kincaid, 3/10